JULIE
JULIE DARLING WHAT THE HECK
NOW YOUR JOHNNY HAS HURT HIS NECK
YOU HAVE TO WONDER THE EFFECT OF LOVE
SOMETHING AIN’T FITING LIKE A GLOVE
BETWEEN YOUR COLDS AND TOUCH OF FLU
WHAT AS A COUPLE ARE YOU TO DO
YOU NEED TO ELOPE RIGHT AWAY
THEN YOU’LL BE HEALTHIER THAN YESTERDAY
WE KNOW THE WEDDING IS ALL PLANNED
FROM WHAT WE HEAR IT IS QUITE GRAND
BUT FOR THE SAKE OF YOURS AND JOHNNY’S
HEALTH
CANCELLING THE WEDDING WOULD AID YOUR
WEALTH
WE KNOW YOU WON’T DISAPPOINT YOUR MOTHER
SO YOU’LL HAVE A WEDDING LIKE NO OTHER!
WE’RE SURE EVERYTHING WIL BE JUST RIGHT
WITH ALL THOSE CHAIRS DRESSED IN WHITE!
WE HAVE GIVEN YOU SOME STORIES..SOME NICE
OF WHAT LIFE IS LIKE AFTER THROWING THE
RICE
BUT REALLY WE ONLY WANT THE BEST FOR YOU
BECAUSE YOUR LOVE IS STRONG AND TRUE!